Unspirational 2024 Day-to-Day Calendar

Everyone who's had enough delusional self-help clichés and just wants a real laugh will find all their dark and cynical, silly and sarcastic buttons pushed by @unspirational's caustic, edgy, deadpan daily messages. You might as well, right, because is it really getting better from here?

Features include:

• Page size: 4.5" x 4.5"
• Easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Every day features hilariously pessimistic quotes and anti-affirmations in @unspirational’s inimitable style (because who would want to imitate that?)